me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy
Monster Called Panic

basicperfectionist:

I wrote this to be preformed as spoken word by me. This is purely my experience and feelings relating to anxiety. Most of it is under the cut

Trapped in a box with a monster hiding in the corner

On a chain rusted and ready to break

He gnaws at his restraints with determination in his face

Sitting trapped on the other side as far as you can be away

Hear the laughter from the spectators

Calling you ridiculous

“He’s locked up on the other side, what do you have to fear?”

They mock you cruelly and you cringe

Because you know they speak only the truth

Yet you fear for your life as it snarls at you again

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thirstiest:

i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore

amazighprincex:

[Image: a series of tweets by justified agitator (@Awkward_Duck) on August 19, 2014.

1:23 AM: We literally laid in someone’s backyard for what seemed like an eternity while tanks rolled down the streets #Ferguson

1:26 AM: I’m live tweeting because there’s a media blackout. #Ferguson

1:33 AM: I’m so shaken. They’re literally just rolling around throwing tear gas into neighborhoods-not aggressive crowds. #Ferguson

1:34 AM: I was pouring milk over one guys eyes when they came back around and threw another at us. #Ferguson

1:51 AM: Let me repeat, THEY ARE GASSING NEIGHBORHOODS not crowds of protestors.There was only a few of us walking. there is no curfew, so why?]

me: naruto's trash
person: naruto's trash
me: what did you sa- wHAT DID YOU SAY

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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snapchatting:

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: the experience of eating corn

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: the experience of eating corn

badassjewishwomen:

thoughtsofablackgirl:

Hedy Epstein, a 90-year-old Holocaust survivor was arrested on Monday during unrest in Ferguson Epstein, who aided Allied forces in the Nuremberg trials, was placed under arrest “for failing to disperse.” 8 others were also arrested.
"I’ve been doing this since I was a teenager. I didn’t think I would have to do it when I was ninety," Epstein told The Nation during her arrest. “We need to stand up today so that people won’t have to do this when they’re ninety.” Epstein is currently an activist and a vocal supporter of the Free Gaza Movement. 

Very few people have deserved a spot on this blog more

badassjewishwomen:

thoughtsofablackgirl:

Hedy Epstein, a 90-year-old Holocaust survivor was arrested on Monday during unrest in Ferguson Epstein, who aided Allied forces in the Nuremberg trials, was placed under arrest “for failing to disperse.” 8 others were also arrested.

"I’ve been doing this since I was a teenager. I didn’t think I would have to do it when I was ninety," Epstein told The Nation during her arrest. “We need to stand up today so that people won’t have to do this when they’re ninety.” Epstein is currently an activist and a vocal supporter of the Free Gaza Movement. 

Very few people have deserved a spot on this blog more

moistpits:

moistpits:

i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops

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hey look its me

helpusgreatwarrior:

hallo
accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
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it was against the rules to get lyrics written out yesterday, but patrick was at the end of the line so i'm like, hey, might as well try, right?
me: could you write something out for me quick?
patrick: yeah yeah shhh c'mere shh super secret what's up
me: could you write "we're falling apart to half time?"
patrick: done!
my mom: that's against the rules, sarah!
patrick in this super deep super serious voice: you're going to jail, sarah.

euo:

my sexuality??? really crisp and juicy grapes