striderbeegood:

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I JUST LAUGHED/CRIED

striderbeegood:

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I JUST LAUGHED/CRIED

fantastic-nonsense:

ofsonnetsandstarfleet:

professor flitwick was ruthless as fuck like he even addressed harry by his name whilst asking for his name 

I think what I find even funnier is that Harry doesn’t use the ‘I’m Harry Potter’ response. He uses the ‘You’ve been my teacher for five years’ response.

petitepasserine:

white women of hollywood, reducing japan and japanese culture to cupcakes, sexy ”costumes” and submissive sex-kittens since god knows when

nigrum-forma-ab-inferno:

http://nigrum-forma-ab-inferno.tumblr.com/

chepibola:

I JUST REALIZED THAT SOMEDAY I’M NOT GONNA BE YOUNG ANYMORE AN DTHAT SHIT IS SCARY I’M GONNA GET MYSELF FROZEN AND BE YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL FOREVER STOP CRYING MOTHER THIS IS MY DECISION

little-miss-lalonde:

This morning I woke up and I was like laying in the fetal position and I sneezed and kneed myself in the face

hellotitsy:

impactings:

My life in a screenshot

pretty much

hellotitsy:

impactings:

My life in a screenshot

pretty much

acebunnie:

meeting people who like anime is either very good or very bad. 

gothlolita:

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

adirigible:

attempt at something homestuck

adirigible:

attempt at something homestuck

theuppitynegras:

just think about y’all millions and millions of little dark skinned black girls are going to go to the supermarket with their parents this month and when they’re waiting in line at the check out aisle they’re going to look up and see Lupita Nyong’o being hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world god is amazing

importnode:

mom voice: hey sweetheart me good ol child of mine it’s time to get dinner do you need help cutting the food
you: haha no of course not mumsy *SLAMS TOMAHAWK ONTO THE FOOD

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered dudes can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well girls have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg